Total Medals Earned: 464 (From 88 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,060 Points
Medals Earned: 2/2 (60/60 points)
Finishing the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/175 points)
RANK1
RANK2
RANK3
RANK4
Medals Earned: 6/30 (40/360 points)
Take the freeway exit.
Jump onto a moving vehicle!
Steal a motorcycle.
Jump onto 3 vehicles in a row.
Barely make the jump to another vehicle.
Drive on oncoming lane for 500 points.
Steal a police car.
Jump off a vehicle shortly before it explodes.
Reach the left-most finish line.
Reach the second finish line.
Reach the third finish line.
Reach the fourth finish line.
Reach the fifth finish line.
Reach the sixth finish line.
Reach the right-most finish line.
Drive on oncoming lane for 1500 points.
Take the exit from the oncoming lane!
Drive fast then jump on an oncoming vehicle.
Destroy a vehicle.
Jump onto 6 vehicles in a row.
Drive on oncoming lane for 3000 points.
Jump onto 8 vehicles in a row.
Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/385 points)
Disco inferno
You found some poo!
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/215 points)
Block an attack
Let Norris perform a GOONALITY on Doug Glatt
Let an opponent pass out on his own instead of performing a GOONALITY
Let Hunter perform a GOONALITY on Doug Glatt
Perform a GOONALITY on Norris
Perform all of Doug Glatt's special attack moves
Perform a GOONALITY on Hunter
Let Ross Rhea perform a GOONALITY on Doug Glatt
Defeat all of your opponents
Perform a GOONALITY on Ross Rhea
Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/300 points)
Scare all the people out of the house
Reach maximum atmosphere
Freak out 5 people at once
Cause 10 suicides
Possess every item
All lights swinging at once
Use every possessable ability
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/110 points)
First time explode the zombie
Win 14 level
Win 27 level
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (105/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Defeat Cato
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Medals Earned: 3/17 (40/540 points)
reach the first 50m height
activate time freeze 3 times
break 15 or more bricks on single rocket mode
reach the first 500m height
being hurt by arrows 10 times or more
don't take axe until reached 114m height
reach 1000m height
touch lava stone 5 times
kill 15 or more hedgehog
not taken any damage until reached 125m height
kill 5 or more enemies while on single freeze mode
reached score 5000pts while Bob alive
kill 15 or more caveman
kill 3 or more enemies in single hit using axe
destroy standing turret using axe 5 times
destroy sticky turret using axe 5 times